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ASA Guidelines are making me sympathetic to TOWIE stars…#PleaseStop

Everyone’s favourite advertising watchdog the Advertising Standards Authority, or ASA, is firmly stamping down on ‘unacceptable’ uses of Twitter an advertising platform. Tepid on the heels of a ban on Nike’s Make it Count campaign for failing to use the #ad hashtag in shoe-related tweets, the ASA has come down hard on those ‘actors’ from The Only Way is Essex, or TOWIE if you like.

Love it or physically want to beat yourself unconscious rather than endure one second of it, TOWIE is pretty popular. Said popularity has led to the ASA looking very closely at the tweets of a certain Gemma Collins.

Miss Collins has recently had her hair cut at hairdresser chain Toni & Guy. In two tweets deemed ‘marketing communications’, she enthused about how great her hair looked after a visit, followed by the below offering a 10% discount off a cut for anyone coming to the Lakeside shopping centre and mentioning her name. Truly a case of ‘not what you know…’.

As in Nike’s case, this is another questionable decision by the ASA. The very fact the tweet contains the mention of a ‘10% discount’ makes it pretty darn clear this is a marketing related statement. As one needs to mention Miss Collins’ name to get an equally ‘amazeballs’ haircut is also a clear indication this is marketing related. Do we really need a #ad in there as well? That would be three indicators of an ad in 140 – on top of the fact she’s a goddamn reality TV star.

If Collins was to include a #ad or similar, it’s likely this would cause, rather than clear up, confusion regarding the nature of the tweet. I’m hedging a guess the majority of her follows could deduce the promotional nature of the above tweet, but how many of them will instantly link #ad with advertising? It seems more likely they’d assume it’s to do with the programme in some way, or encouraging people to ‘add’ (follow) Toni & Guy. It’s not clear cut anyway (and just to avoid any confusion, that last sentence should be followed by #PunIntended).

Poor Toni & Guy has been somewhat singled out here as an example of the ASA’s increasingly zero tolerance stance. According to a source, Collins made the appointment herself and the tweet idea was a “spur of the moment” one. They also believed “the reference to a discount was clear evidence they were marketing communications”, according to The Guardian.

You can see their point.

Compare it to other TOWIE stars, for example Lauren Pope, and the picture gets more murky than the water in a fake tan soiled shower basin. Pope openly asked Virgin Airways on Twitter for free flights in exchange for “some twitter shout outs and PR”, says the Mail. Now, when one is blatantly presenting oneself in such a fashion, do we really need constant reminders of their habit of exchanging cash for product endorsements?  

The ASA rulings need a bit of work on consistency, and consideration for users’ common sense, before being fully effective.

@simonhill

Who’s Writing What on Google’s Zeitgeist

It’s that time of year again. I mean, it is that time of year of course, but also time for Google’s annual roundup of who’s been searching for what over the last 12 months. The Zeitgeist gives a rough idea of what’s been going on in the wide world, and what people have been most interested in.

Amongst the fastest rises searches were the Royal Wedding, the iPhone 5 (still to be released) and musician Adele. Not surprising, as these have all been heavy hitting news items in 2011, and naturally we’re all hitting up Google for more information.

The ‘what is’ searches (that is, searches on Google that started with ‘What is…’ or ‘What are…’ proved to be a little more abstract. Coming in at number four was ‘What are piles?’ – a strange question, given that if you are Googling it you probably have one.

More interesting than the stats is how different media are reporting on the list. It’s a bit of a given the majority of reporters will have their interest sparked, given it’s quite a fun story, it’s the end of the year/silly season and it has Google’s clout behind it. But still, everyone has a different take. Here’s some examples;

  • BBC News ran with a piece headlining the Royal Wedding, but interestingly decided to focus on the second highest ‘What is…’ question, examining exactly why people have been asking ‘What is scampi?’ When I say examining, they went so far as to interview David Jarrad, director of the Shellfish Association of Great Britain, to get his opinion. Sadly, he didn’t have much more of a clue than the rest of us, telling the BBC “I’m quite surprised. It has been a traditional pub grub for many decades and it remains the UK’s most popular and valuable shellfish by a long way”. That’s right, still most popular shellfish. In your face shrimps.
  • In a completely different tact, the Telegraph leads with a bit of a kicking for deputy PM Nick Clegg. Seems the searches for Clegg have declined even faster than those for, um, what’s his name – the one who won X Factor last year.
  • The Mail led with the most searched celebrity, Kim Kardashian. Yeah.

Check the full Top 10s below, and Google’s own Zeitgeist website is also online with the new information.

And just for the record, scampi is “the tail of a Nephrops, also known as a Dublin Bay prawn or Norwegian lobster”, in case anyone was wondering.

Fastest Raising Searches

  • Royal wedding
  • iPhone 5
  • FIFA 12
  • Groupon
  • iPad 2
  • Ryan Dunn
  • Adele
  • Minecraft
  • Rebecca Black
  • Ed Sheeran

Top ‘What is?’ Searches

  • What is AV
  • What is scampi
  • What are truffles
  • What are piles
  • What is 4D
  • What are cookies
  • What is copyright
  • What is Zumba
  • What is iCloud
  • What is probate

The Tale of the Mail: Users are up, Average Revenue is Down

An interesting bit of news in brief today saw DMGT reveal the Mail Online and metro.co.uk newspaper sites are making 51 percent more revenue than this time last year.

Nice fact, but more interesting to read was Paid Content’s report that the Mail Online is “snapping at The New York Times’ heels to be the world’s most-used news website”. Not bad in any respect, especially considering the relative size of UK vs US reader audiences, even thought the two papers target two very different reader types.

But unique users alone do not a profitable online paper make. While the Mail’s revenue is up, overall revenue per user is actually decreasing according to Paid Content’s calculations.



To make a profit in the online news world it may be wise to focus on hard news over celeb gossip, asylum seekers and incredibly sexist female motorist related headlines.